Guide On How To Fail At Online Dating

2 min read 09-10-2024

Guide On How To Fail At Online Dating

Introduction

Meet our two main characters, Max and Zoe, both in their late twenties, navigating the tumultuous waters of online dating. Max is a hopeless romantic with a penchant for clichés, while Zoe is a sarcastic realist, skeptical of love in the digital age. Their goals? To find a meaningful connection while uncovering the pitfalls of online romance. However, they face numerous challenges: bad advice, cringe-worthy profiles, and outrageous first dates.

Scene 1: "Profile Perils"

Visual Cue: Split-panel of Max and Zoe creating their profiles on a dating app.

  • Dialogue:
    • Max: "I’m going to write something poetic about love at first sight!"
    • Zoe: "More like love at first swipe. Just don’t say anything cheesy!"

Twist 1: The Wrong Inspiration

Max ends up using a famous romantic quote as his bio, mistaking it for original content. Zoe playfully mocks him but then accidentally types "I love cats" on her profile, despite being more of a dog person.

Scene 2: "Chatting Catastrophes"

Visual Cue: Zoom in on their phones as they scroll through messages.

  • Dialogue:
    • Max: "This girl loves hiking and hot yoga! She's perfect!"
    • Zoe: "But can she keep up with your heart rate during Netflix marathons?"

Central Conflict: The Mixed Signals

They both start chatting with potential matches. Max faces a disaster when he mistakenly sends a heart emoji to a group chat, leading to an awkward moment when the recipient is not interested. Meanwhile, Zoe's dry humor turns off a guy who's just looking for someone to be "his queen."

Scene 3: "Date Night Disasters"

Visual Cue: A montage of cringe-worthy moments, such as bad food choices, awkward silence, and failed attempts at flirting.

  • Dialogue:
    • Max: "I thought we were supposed to share a deep conversation over dinner?"
    • Zoe (on a video call with her date): "What do you mean you don’t like dogs? Sorry, we can’t be friends."

Twist 2: The Awkward Encounter

Max's date turns out to be his high school crush who doesn't remember him, while Zoe unexpectedly bumps into her ex on a date gone wrong. Both characters find themselves at the same café, leading to hilarious but cringe-worthy interactions.

Scene 4: "Lessons Learned"

Visual Cue: The two friends meet in a park, laughing off their disastrous dating experiences.

  • Dialogue:
    • Zoe: "I think I might be a pro at failing at this."
    • Max: "At least we’ve got stories to tell our future partners, right?"

Resolution: Embracing Their Imperfections

Max and Zoe realize that the journey of online dating can be absurd and that failure can bring valuable lessons. They decide to take a break from dating apps and focus on what makes them happy individually.

Conclusion

The comic ends with Max and Zoe finding joy in the little things—laughter over a coffee, shared hobbies, and the possibility of true friendship amidst the chaos of dating.

For more on relationships and navigating modern love, check out How to Succeed at Online Dating and The Importance of Self-Love in Dating!

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